Missouri Valley Wrestling Appears on HOW Turmoil
The ladies might have been off for Thanksgiving holiday, but a few MVW wrestlers showed up last night on HOW Turmoil to help extract a little long overdue payback on one Mario Maurako.
(courtesy of High Octane Wrestling)
Mario: What the hell is going on here?
Missy: Sorry, you don’t get to ask any questions, only we do. You really like beating up woman, don’t you?
Mario: Well ye…
Missy cuts him off with a hard smack right across his face, as we see a board above Mario light up with the number one.
Missy: Tonight every woman in the world gets their revenge….their payback for your Whack-O-Meter and every degrading comments you have ever made.
Joe Hoffman: This doesn’t look good for Mario….
Walking away from Mario we see a line of woman emerge as which include Mayhem announcer Chastity Gold, MVW Roster members like Carrieanne McDermott, Weathergirl Hallie. Christa Carmondy, Corrina Romanov who all walk up to Mario and each deliver a smack across the leader of The Maurako Family’s face which starts getting redder and redder. Also the board above him continues counter up after each smack across his face.
Mario: Ouch!
Next up is a woman who is breast feeding her baby girl who smacks Mario which is quickly followed by the baby girl also smacking Mario, while not evening taking her mouth off her mother’s breast.
Joe Hoffman: Did that baby just smack him too?
Benny Newell: That’s the closet your ever gonna get to a breast Joe.
The line continues as we suddenly see Barbi Kostoff walk up to Mario, which gets a huge pop from the fans inside The Best Arena as Barbi winds up and smacks the shit out of Mario before walking away. The line continues as we see former ring announcer Amy Smeets take a swing at Mario followed by HOW highest ranked female Krista Lewis and the fiancé of Scottywood, Kelly Fisher. A few more females from the MVW roster make their way through the line as we then see a woman dress as what seems to be Pocahontas walk up and smack Mario across the face and then stuff a hand full of mashed potatoes in his face…
Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents: MVWA 15
Missouri Valley Wrestling
Hulman Center
Terre Haute, Indiana
Sunday November 22nd
Hosts: Tessa Martin and Dame Judith Carmondy
Last week on MVWA #14:
Jill-Berg and Miss USA confrontation
Berg wraps up her phone call and then walks over. Berg: “Well, Miss USA. I certainly have to congratulate you on a hard fought win last week.” Miss USA: “Ah…thanks, Jill.” Berg: “But I’m putting you on notice. You somehow showed enough resourcefulness to overcome my hired contractors at the Golden Dreams Pay Per View. But this isn’t the end of this. My plan was to win and I will win. Mark my words, Miss USA. I’m not going anywhere. And I will be the champion.” Paige: “Miss USA?” Miss USA: “Jill, don’t worry. I’m not going anywhere either. I defeated you once and I’ll defeat you again.”
Tessa Martin and Dame Judith Carmondy discuss Jill-Berg in Missouri Valley Wrestling. Judith: “With Berg in MVW, Miss USA has a very dangerous rival for her MVW Title.”
MATCH #1
Sabrina James & Alicia Rowe
vs.
Vatican Vice Squad
James rakes her fingers across Sister Mary’s back. James gives Sister Mary a reverse neckbreaker. James is back on her feet. Sister Mary tags in Sister Sandy. They lockup. Sister Sandy sends James to the corner of the ring. They lockup. Sister Mary sends James to the corner of the ring. James executes a corkscrew legdrop on Sister Mary. James gets back to her feet. Sister Mary moves back to her feet. Sister Mary with a Russian Leg Sweep onto the chair!!!
Davey Keels starts the count (.1) (..2) Flying side kick by Rowe takes Sister Sandy off her feet. Rowe climbs to her feet. (…3) Sister Sandy throws the chair to Rowe…Sister Sandy kicks the chair into Rowe’s face!! Sister Sandy grabs the chair…Sister Sandy smashes Rowe over the head with it! Rowe is hurt!! Rowe gets up. (….4) Sister Sandy swings a Steel chair and hits Rowe. Rowe is bleeding as a result. Rowe goes for a flying somersault neckbreaker but Sister Sandy dodges the attack. They fight into the aisle. (…..5) James pins Sister Sandy against the ropes and chokes him with her forearm. (……6) Rowe and Sister Sandy move back to ringside. Rowe takes Sister Sandy into the ring. Sister Sandy gets elbowed to her midsection by Sister Sandy. Sister Sandy gives Rowe a face buster thru a table!!! Sister Sandy tags in Sister Mary. Sister Mary Russian Leg Sweeps Rowe thru a table!
Sister Mary stun guns her and tags in Sister Sandy. Shoulder block by Rowe levels her. Rights to the gut, chops, and a tag to James. Rowe whips James into Sister Sandy, off the ropes and a back elbow by James. Tag back to Rowe, big right to the gut again and Sister Sandy is down. Rowe works her over, tag to James and he slams James onto Sister Sandy and he covers for 2. Knee by Sister Sandy, rights follow, tag to Sister Mary and off the ropes, reversal and a knee by Rowe and James rolls by Sister Mary for 2. James off the ropes, Sister Sandy pulls the top rope down and James falls to the floor. Sister Mary out and slams her to the apron. Tag back to Sister Sandy, lays the boots to James, Sister Mary in and the hi-low takes James down and Sister Sandy covers for 2. Tag back to Sister Mary, lots of Y2J chants as James is whipped to the corner. Knees by Sister Mary, snap mare and into the cravat. James to his feet, elbows out, tries a sunset flip, but Sister Mary escapes and lands rights to James. Boots follow, tag to Sister Sandy and he distracts the ref as Sister Mary chokes out James. Sister Sandy stops a tag by James, slams her to the corner and tags in Sister Mary. To the corner, James avoids her and lands rights. To the corner, boot by Sister Mary, up top and hits the moonsault and covers James for 2! Enziguri by James and BOTH women are down! Tag to Sister Sandy and she stops James, who then gets a roll up for 2. Clothesline by Sister Sandy, off the ropes and Sister Sandy with the powerslam for 2. Rights by James, but Sister Sandy takes her down, boot to the head and a cover for 2. Sister Sandy misses the corner splash, goes for the Liontamer, countered and then James avoids dream street, and locks in the Liontamer! Rowe distracts the ref trying to get in as Sister Mary sneaks in, DDT on James and Sister Sandy covers for 2! Off the ropes, dropkick by Sister Sandy but Rowe blind tagged in!. Rowe SPEARS Sister Sandy as James dumps Sister Mary, but he makes the save anyway. Sister Mary skins the cat, dropkicks Rowe and James in.
Sister Mary throws the chair to James…Sister Mary kicks the chair into James’s face!! Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex sends James onto the chair by Sister Mary!!!! Sister Mary punches James repeatedly. James brings in Rowe. Rowe jumps off of the top turnbuckle with a twisting moonsault, hitting Sister Mary square in the face. Rowe climbs to her feet. Rowe applies an elbow submission hold onto Sister Mary. The referee is checking the situation. … … Sister Mary tries to escape. … … Sister Mary escapes. Sister Mary makes the tag to Sister Sandy. Flying somersault drop kick by Rowe puts her back in the match. Rowe gets up. Sister Sandy throws the chair at Rowe…Sister Sandy spins around and kicks the chair in her face!! Sister Sandy gets back to her feet. Sister Sandy clotheslines Rowe. Sister Sandy gives Rowe a drop toe hold onto the open chair!! Sister Sandy climbs to her feet. Sister Sandy tags in Sister Mary. Sister Mary suplexes Rowe. Sister Mary moves back to her feet. Sister Mary clotheslines Rowe.
Rowe picks up the chair….Rowe slams the chair into Sister Mary’s face!! Sister Mary is busted open! Rowe climbs to the top turnbuckle and puts Sister Mary thru a table using a 450 splash! Sister Mary is on the ground, OH!!! Rowe just pulled off a 450 splash. Rowe climbs to her feet. Rowe flies from the turnbuckle with an elbow drop. Sister Mary receives a 5 Star Frog Splash from Rowe off of the top rope. Rowe covers Sister Mary hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. …1 …2 …3
WINNER: Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe in 15:41
Tessa notes that James and Rowe are quickly making themselves legitimate contenders for the PCW Tag Team crowns.
DARK MATCHES
Remy Leroux vs. Jay Price
Charlie Blackwell vs. Max Douglas
Zero vs. Daymare
SLAUGHTER TELEVISION TAPING
Casey Pierro-Zabatol vs. Force
Bishop Steele vs. Upton Osgood
Cancer Jiles vs. Billy Wilson w/Bob Wilson
Adrien Cochrane vs. Travis Williams
Doozer vs. Marshall
DWF World Championship
Lupin Cy vs. 501
DREAM Championship Match
- Dunkin’ Donuts Center – Providence, RI
- November 23, 2009 12:00 AM
- “Perfect” Paul Paras v Aceldama©
- The referee for this match is Mystery Ref, and the rules are Street Fight Match.
- Holmes v Erites Kallisten
- The referee for this match is Romeo Ward, and the rules are Standard Match.
- Golden Phoenix v Black Mamba
- The referee for this match is Frank Tsonga, and the rules are Standard Match.
- Doozer v Jason Midnight
- The referee for this match is Romeo Ward, and the rules are Standard Match.
- Graystone v Tim Shipley
- The referee for this match is Frank Tsonga, and the rules are Standard Match.
MATCH #2
Weathergirl Hallie
vs.
Corrina Romanov
Lock up, to the corner and they break, and then slap the piss out of each other! Shoulder block by Weathergirl Hallie, Romanov kips up and takes Weathergirl Hallie down. Side headlock by Romanov, off the ropes and a spinning leg kick by Romanov gets 2. A whip to the corner, Romanov moves, tries to kick Weathergirl Hallie but that is blocked, and Weathergirl Hallie with the neck breaker for 2. Chops by Romanov, Weathergirl Hallie to the apron and Romanov charges, eats the shoulder and Weathergirl Hallie tries to suplex her to the floor, blocked, rights by Romanov, to the floor and slams Weathergirl Hallie to the apron. Baseball slide dropkick by Romanov. She then misses the slingshot cross body, and that allows Weathergirl Hallie to get the cannonball off of the apron. Back into the ring and Weathergirl Hallie covers for 2. Weathergirl Hallie gets the running powerslam for 2. Weathergirl Hallie to the 2nd rope, Romanov pulls her off of the ropes and then gets the snap mare, kick to the back and then lands rights. Goes for the kill switch, countered by Weathergirl Hallie, but Romanov gets the sleeper. Weathergirl Hallie drops back and slams Romanov to the mat. Romanov goes for the sleeper again, but Weathergirl Hallie charges the ropes and both women tumble to the floor. The ref counts them as they lay on the floor, they struggle to get into the ring, Weathergirl Hallie in, Romanov up top and leaps into a knee. Flapjack by Weathergirl Hallie and a cover for 2. Weathergirl Hallie sets Romanov in the tree of woe, backs off, charges and gets the dropkick. Boot, DDT try countered and a sky high by Weathergirl Hallie and a cover for 2. Pump handle countered by Romanov, inverted DDT gets 2.
Romanov standing. Romanov executes a jawbreakeron Weathergirl Hallie. Weathergirl Hallie is up again. Weathergirl Hallie with a powerful choke lift on Romanov. Weathergirl Hallie sucks chants start in the crowd. Romanov gets back to her feet. Romanov pokes Weathergirl Hallie in the eyes. Romanov bounces Weathergirl Hallie off the ropes and clotheslines her. Romanov hits Weathergirl Hallie with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Weathergirl Hallie picks up Romanov and hits her with a Back Suplex. Weathergirl Hallie stands up. Weathergirl Hallie with execites a bearhug on Romanov. Davey Keels asks Romanov if she quits. … … … Weathergirl Hallie breaks the hold. Weathergirl Hallie drags Romanov to the floor. Davey Keels starts the count (.1) Weathergirl Hallie climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an Air Sabu on Romanov. Weathergirl Hallie stands up. (..2) Weathergirl Hallie swings a Steel chair and hits Romanov. Romanov is bleeding as a result. Romanov stands up. (…3) Romanov superkicks Weathergirl Hallie. Weathergirl Hallie executes a jawbreakeron Romanov. Weathergirl Hallie is back on her feet. Romanov moves back to her feet. Weathergirl Hallie locks Romanov in a full nelson and slams her to the floor. Weathergirl Hallie and Romanov move back into the ring. Weathergirl Hallie slingshot elbow drops Romanov. Romanov is up again. Weathergirl Hallie discus punches Romanov. Romanov is up again. Weathergirl Hallie Choke Slams Romanov. Romanov looks to be out cold! Weathergirl Hallie pins her with a backward bridge. Davey Keels counts. …1 …2 …3
WINNER: Weathergirl Hallie in 10:50
Tessa states this is a huge win for Weathergirl Hallie as she’s been stuck spinning her wheels in the mid-card.
Every Thursday Night from our friends at High Octane Wrestling
- The Best Arena, Chicago IL
- November 26, 2009 12:00 AM
- Mario Maurako v Mr. Cool
- The referee for this match is Rick “Even” Stevens, and the rules are HOFC Bout.
- Trent v Jay Davis
- The referee for this match is Jatt Starr, and the rules are Standard Match.
- Justin Decent v Chris CK
- The referee for this match is Jatt Starr, and the rules are Standard Match.
- Bobbinette “Queen B” Carey v Joseph Gregory
- The referee for this match is Rick “Even” Stevens, and the rules are HOFC Bout.
- Max Kael© v Twisted Reality© v Shane Reynolds v Brothers of the Beast
- The referee for this match is Matt Boettcher, and the rules are Standard Match.
WWR RANKINGS
TAG TEAM TOP 25
1. The Entourage (Spike Saunders/Callie Urban)- FWO* 37
2. Vox Nihili (Alias & Karina Wolfenden)- FWO 36
3. The Anthology(Jared Wells & Larry Tact)- EPW 34
4. Chris Escondido/Kevin Scott- PCW * 32
5. Hollywood Wrecking Crew- NFW 31
6. Sin’s Elite(Doug E. Fresh/Wolf) SCW * 23
7. Team Danger(Stephen Greer/Tyrone Walker)- WWA * 22
8. Heirs of Wrestling(Ryan Gallway & Frank Pierce)- ACW * 20
9. Egg Bandits(Doozer/Cancer Jiles)- DWF *, HOW 20
9. Scott DiBiase/Jason Lee- VWF * 20
11. The New Horsemen(Will Gallo/Sal Fanucci)- XWW * 19
12. War Machine(Chris Champion/The Machine’)- Simcoe Co. 18
13. Angels of Death(Angel Scott/Angel Casey)- MVW * 17.2
13. Dream Warriors- nbW * 17.2
13. Desade/Lance Marshall – SCCW * 17.2|
16. John Cross/Lance Diamond- PWR 17
17. Cole Anders/Rayne Everett- GDW * 15.2
17. Desert Sex(Scorpio/Ness)- TFWF * 15.2
19. The Redeemed(Tyrell Dawkins/Marquis Peeples)- PRIME * 13.2
19. Stanton Enterprise(Gary Reece/Ricky Stanton)- UWF * 13.2
21. Public Utilities(Big Oil/Big Electric)- PCW ** 13.1
22. Twisted Reality(Scottywood/Johnny Stevens)- HOW * 12.2
23. The Sex Symbols WWA 12
24. Ryven/Kronin- WMW * 11.2
25. The Mercenaries(Dawn McGill/Jackie Daniels)- MVW ** 11.1
WOMEN’S TOP 25
1. Valora Salinas- WMW ** 51
2. Katherine Stryfe- HIW ** 50
3. Kirsta Lewis – HOW, Simcoe Co., TFWF, VWF 49
4. Alexia- VWF ** 45
5. Glory Braddock- GDW * ** 38
6. Miss USA- MVW * 36
7. Latrisha- PWR * 33
7. Cecile Lecrux- Siberian Wrestling * 33
9. Callie Urban- FWO ** 28
10. Karina Wolfenden- FWO 25
10. Scarlett Willis- Simcoe County 25
12. Sydney Laroux- Simcoe County 24
13. Abbey Spears- Siberian Wrestling ** 22.1
14. Michelle Masters – FWO 22
15. Shade- VWF * 21.2
16. Angela Jameson- GDW 21
16. Serena- UWF 21
18. Ashleigh McDaniel- SCW ** 20
19. Georgie Nickels- TFWF, Experts * Simcoe Co. SCW 19.2
20. Aimz (Amy Campbell)- SCCW 19
21. Valerie (Lamb) Belmont- SCW ** 18.1
21. Hecate- WMW ** 18.1
23. Carrieanne McDermott- MVW ** 17.1
23. Amariie- WMW ** 17.1
25. Hannah Rickman- PWR, TFWF ** 15.1
Tessa and Judith congratulate the MVW women ranked in the WWR Rankings.
MATCH #3
MVW Television Champion Carrieanne McDermott
vs.
‘Lingerie Girl’ Brandi Bayless
McDermott stands up. McDermott applies an arm wrench to Bayless. McDermott executes a corkscrew legdrop on Bayless. Now McDermott standing. McDermott stomps Bayless’s head. Bayless gets up. Bayless kicks McDermott in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks her to the mat. Bayless chants start. Bayless sends McDermott to ringside. Davey Keels starts the count (.1) (..2) Bayless clotheslines McDermott. (…3) Bayless hits McDermott with the back of her elbow. (….4) Bayless rakes the face of McDermott in attempt to make a come back. Bayless kicks McDermott in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks her to the floor. (…..5) Bayless pokes McDermott in the eyes. Bayless chants start. Bayless pulls McDermott’s hair. They fight into the aisle. (……6) McDermott mule kicks Bayless. McDermott puts Bayless in an arm grapevine submission. Bayless is up again. (…….7) McDermott uses the vertical facebuster on Bayless. McDermott chants start. McDermott uses a running lariat to take Bayless down. (……..8) McDermott rolls onto Bayless connecting with a knee. McDermott chants start. Bayless moves back to her feet. McDermott puts Bayless on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. Now McDermott standing. McDermott goes to the ring. (………9)(………..10). The referee calls for the bell.
WINNER BY COUNTOUT AND STILL MVW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Carrieanne McDermott at 5:19
Tessa: “Impressive victory by McDermott tonight.” Judith: “It appears that the Lingerie Girl had a rare off night.”
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING SHOWS:
December 2nd
MVW/PCW House Show…Show
December 6th
MVWA 16 from Cedar Rapids, IA
December 9th
MVW/PCW House Show…Show
December 12th
MVW/PCW Night of Champions from Muncie, Indiana
Four MVW Title Matches
Four PCW Title Matches
MATCH #4-NON TITLE MATCH
MVW Champion Miss USA
vs.
American Pi
American Pi pulls Miss USA’s hair. Miss USA executes a ropeflip hiptoss on American Pi. American Pi is driven further into the mat by Miss USA with a diving elbow smash. Miss USA hits American Pi with an elbowdrop. Now Miss USA standing. American Pi stands up. American Pi trys for a airplane spin but is not strong enough to lift Miss USA. American Pi trys for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Miss USA. American Pi goes for a figure four. Davey Keels is checking for a tap out but Miss USA escapes.
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP-THUMP-THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP-THUMP-THUMP
The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.
Policeman: “Ms. Berg. It’s time.”
The door opens and four large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman and her male assistant in the middle. The woman is busy talking on her cell phone while the man furiously scribbles down notes as the group makes their way towards the ring.
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP-THUMP-THUMP
The procession emerges from the back and starts their way down the ramp.
Her assistant has a microphone and a portable tape recorder. He flips it on.
“JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…”
The group then continues towards the ring leaving the police escort behind.
“JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…”
The bodyguards assist Ms. Berg into the ring. She, her assistant, and two bodyguards immediately go to a corner.
“JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…”
Berg continues to talk on her cell phone.
“JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…”
The crowd rises to their feet when the bodyguards race across the ring and attack Miss USA. Keels immediately calls the match.
WINNER: No contest at 2:29
Tessa: “Of course. No Dawn McGill tonight. Berg’s going to try to send a message to Miss USA.” Two bodyguards hold Miss USA up…Berg hands her assistant the phone and SPEARS the MVW Champion. Jill-Berg pulls her up over her shoulder. JACKHAMMER!
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP-THUMP-THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP-THUMP-THUMP
Jill-Berg and her entourage exit the ring, leaving Miss USA sprawled out on the mat. Judith: “As I said earlier, Jill Berg isn’t through with Miss USA yet.” Tessa concurs and adds that a second Jill-Berg/Miss USA may be in the offing at Night of Champions.
MVWA 15 Preview
MVWA 15 from Terre Haute, Indiana
Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe
vs.
Vatican Vice Squad
Weathergirl Hallie
vs.
Corrina Romanov
MVW TELEVISION TITLE MATCH
Champion Carrieanne McDermott
vs.
‘Lingerie Girl’ Brandi Bayless
NON-TITLE MATCH
Miss USA
vs.
American Pi
RESULTS LATER TONIGHT
MVW/PCW House Show…Show
MVW MATCH #1 from MVW House Show in Tulsa, OK
‘Sweet Southern Comfort’ Jackie Daniels vs. Katie Collins
Collins sidesteps a Daniels charge which sends her to the floor, but she’s right back inside and they go face to face with Daniels getting a headbutt. Collins comes back with a pair of chops, and then a rollup for two. Daniels bails to the outside again, and then comes back in to get rolled up for two. Daniels hits the ropes, and stops short on a Collins leapfrog attempt to deliver a clothesline. Daniels stomps Collins, and then chokes her out on the bottom rope. Daniels connects with a pair of back elbows, but misses a charge running face first into the top buckle. Collins comes fighting back, and heads to the top rope. Daniels catches her and knocks her all the way to the floor as we head to break. Back from commercial with Daniels in control using a reverse chinlock on Collins. Daniels goes for a back suplex, but Collins reverses coming down on top of Daniels for two. Daniels is right back with a clothesline, and mounts Collins with a series of punches. Daniels drops a leg on Collins for a two count, but as she comes off the ropes Collins hits Trouble in Paradise out of nowhere. Daniels rolls to the floor off of it, and Collins has to drag her back inside. That delay allows Daniels to kick out at two. Daniels grabs a small package for a two count, but Collins is right back with a clothesline. Collins hits the boom drop, but Daniels is able to reach the ropes again at two. Daniels rolls to the floor, and then is able to drop Collins’s throat across the second rope. Collins hits a backslide for a two count once they end up back inside, and they then trade right hands inside. Collins delivers a flying forearm, and a spinning heel kick. Collins goes for a crossbody off the top, but Daniels rolls through for two. Collins is back hitting the SOS for a two count, and then misses an attempt to hop on the top rope causing her to crash to the mat. That allows Daniels to hit the Daniels Splash, and that gives her the win at 10:42.
WINNER: Jackie Daniels at 10:42
MATCH #2 from PCW House Show in Richmond, IN
Ray Scantz of the Goatbusters vs. PCW’s Latest Rookie Sensation Bird ‘The Mark’ Ridfych
*Spooky music begins followed by a funky beat*
If there’s something grazing
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)
If you see a herd
And it don’t look good
Who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)
I ain’t afraid of no Goat
I ain’t afraid of no Goat
If you’re seeing horns
Running through your yard
Who can you call
(Goatbusters)
If you have a goat
Sleeping in your bed
Oh, who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)
I ain’t afraid of no Goat
I ain’t afraid of no Goat
Who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)
If you’re all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
(Goatbusters)
I ain’t afraid of no Goat
I hear it likes the girls
I ain’t afraid of no Goat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)
If you’ve had a dose
Of a freaky Goat
Maybe you’d better call
(Goatbusters)
Let me tell you something
Bustin’ makes me feel good
I ain’t afraid of no Goat
I ain’t afraid of no Goat
Don’t get caught alone, oh no
(Goatbusters)
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
(Goatbusters)
Ow
Who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)
Who you gonna call
(Goatbusters)
Ah, I think you better call
(Goatbusters)…
Goatbuster Ray Scantz climbs into the ring to face PCW’s Latest Rookie Sensation.
The bell rings and they lockup, with Ridfych getting a go behind. Scantz makes it to the ropes and they lock up again. Ridfych with an arm wrench, but Scantz reverses and kicks the leg out of Ridfych. Ridfych up and he reverses into a clothesline. Ridfych with a hammerlock, but Scantz slips out and runs off the ropes, holding on to avoid a dropkick. Scantz hits a knee to the gut, but runs into an elbow in the corner, Ridfych goes to the second rope and hits a spinning back elbow for two. Ridfych goes for the springboard sunset flip, but Scantz rolls through and stomps away on Ridfych. Ridfych gets his neck snapped on the bottom rope and that looked painful. Scantz dumps Ridfych to the floor as go to commercial at 2:40.
DARK MATCHES
Remy Leroux vs. Jay Price
Charlie Blackwell vs. Max Douglas
Zero vs. Daymare
SLAUGHTER TELEVISION TAPING
Casey Pierro-Zabatol vs. Force
Bishop Steele vs. Upton Osgood
Cancer Jiles vs. Billy Wilson w/Bob Wilson
Adrien Cochrane vs. Travis Williams
Doozer vs. Marshall
DWF World Championship
Lupin Cy vs. 501
DREAM Championship Match
- Dunkin’ Donuts Center – Providence, RI
- November 23, 2009 12:00 AM
- “Perfect” Paul Paras v Aceldama©
- The referee for this match is Mystery Ref, and the rules are Street Fight Match.
- Holmes v Erites Kallisten
- The referee for this match is Romeo Ward, and the rules are Standard Match.
- Golden Phoenix v Black Mamba
- The referee for this match is Frank Tsonga, and the rules are Standard Match.
- Doozer v Jason Midnight
- The referee for this match is Romeo Ward, and the rules are Standard Match.
- Graystone v Tim Shipley
- The referee for this match is Frank Tsonga, and the rules are Standard Match.
Back at 6:50 and Ridfych escapes a submission hold and both men trade blows. Scantz gets a cheap shot in and hits the leg lariat from behind for a two count. Scantz chokes Ridfych on the middle rope and hits a back elbow for another two count. Scantz connects with a neckbreaker and gets another near fall. Scantz goes to the grounded chinlock and Ridfych again to his feet. He punches out… Crowd: “FASTBALL…FASTBALL…FASTBALL…” and slips out of a back suplex, hitting a version on an inverted DDT for a two count. Scantz boots Ridfych in the chest, but runs into the spinning heel kick. Ridfych hits a series of clotheslines and Scantz go to the ropes, so Ridfych stands on his back. Ridfych hits a body press off the top rope for a two count. Scantz gets a quick shot on Ridfych and throws him to the corner. Ridfych avoids the charge and flip kicks Scantz in the head. Ridfych connects with the Tornado DDT for a near fall. Scantz slips out of the Killswitch and Scantz hits a Tiger Bomb!!! Scantz only gets two and can’t believe it. Ridfych gets to the apron and Scantz tries a suplex, but Ridfych back body drops him to the floor. Ridfych dives to the floor on top of Scantz. Ridfych again with the punches. Crowd: “FASTBALL…FASTBALL…FASTBALL…SLIDER!” Scantz down. Ridfych covers and gets the pin.
WINNER: BIRD ‘THE MARK’ RIDFYCH at 9:33
MATCH #3 from MVW’s House Show in Joplin, MO
‘Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt’ Dawn McGill vs. ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas
The bell rings and Dallas’s boot wasn’t tied enough. Dallas gets attacked by McGill as she finishes and McGill clubs away with forearms. McGill gets an arm wrench and takes down Dallas by the arm. Dallas gets to the ropes and against needs to fix her boots. They lockup and Dallas blocks a suplex before getting the headlock. McGill whips her and both women go down from a shoulder block. Dallas gets a European uppercut and has her Russian legsweep blocked, sort of. McGill sends Dallas to the floor and hits a diving dropkick to the floor as we go to commercial at 3:30.
Every Thursday Night from our friends at High Octane Wrestling
The Best Arena, Chicago IL
November 19, 2009 12:00 AM
Bobbinette “Queen B” Carey v Chris Kostoff
The referee for this match is Rick “Even” Stevens, and the rules are HOFC Bout.
Justin Decent v Rush Marconi
The referee for this match is Joel Hortega, and the rules are Standard Match.
David Black© v Dawn McGill
The referee for this match is Matt Boettcher, and the rules are Standard Match.
“The Headhunter” Michael DeNucci© v DavoteK
The referee for this match is Rick “Even” Stevens, and the rules are HOFC Bout.
Jatt Starr v Ethan Cavanaugh
The referee for this match is Matt Boettcher, and the rules are Standard Match.
Max Kael© v Chris CK
The referee for this match is Joel Hortega, and the rules are Standard Match.
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There are some books you curl up with on a warm couch to read.
This isn’t one of them.
Released just in time for the presidential election but stil relevant in today’s dysfunctional political atmosphere, Loose Cannons and Other Weapons of Mass Political Destruction is an independent call to arms, a rowdy, hard-hitting, no holds barred satire that finally puts politics in proper perspective- by equating it to professional wrestling. Or in other terms, it’s a book you can crack open a six of beer and crank up the music to enjoy a humorous and occasionally biting political satire.
A dark cloud has covered the American political landscape. The powerful forces of professional partisans, political operatives, and special interest groups have combined to polarize the electorate into two bitterly divided extreme camps while many people tune out of the political process altogether.
However, DeWayne Cantrell isn’t like most people.
Co-owner with Bubba Jackson of the world’s only political pro wrestling federation, Buckland County Extreme Wrestling, DeWayne, a reformed politician himself, skewers the political world on a weekly basis on the BCEW wrestling show. But when powerful United States Senator David Hutchinson gets wind of what Cantrell is doing, DeWayne finds himself being subpoenaed to appear before a Senate sub-committee on the ‘Media and Their Contribution to the Coarseness of the American Culture.’ It is only after a heated exchange with Senator Hutchinson at the contentious hearing that DeWayne realizes that it’s no joke anymore.
Cantrell then throws his hat into the political ring and challenges Hutchinson for his Senate seat. Can DeWayne stand up for the little guy against the establishment of both political parties and stick it to the Washington D.C. elites? To what lengths will the professional politicians and their special interest groups go to stop him?
And will American politics ever be the same?
NOTE: We’d like to reassure everyone that no actual American Congressman, Senator, President, aides, political pundits, know-it-all celebrity political pundits, pompous cable TV personalities, right wing or left wing talk show hosts, reality show contestants, Weather Channel personalities, or skanky rich bimbos were injured in the making of this book.
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And just as an FYI, several current PCW characters are in Loose Cannons.
Back at 6:30 as McGill hits the rolling snapmare and kick to the chest. Dallas catches McGill off a body lock and she dumps McGill to the floor. McGill slammed onto the announcer’s table and rolled in. Dallas applies a grounded headlock. McGill fights out and slips after a kick, allowing Dallas to hit a forearm smash. Dallas goes back to the headlock and floats over into a front chancery, but McGill gets up. Dallas with a Butterfly Suplex for a two count. Dallas with a series of knees to the gut, but McGill catches a kick and hits a dragon screw. McGill hits a series of kicks and connects with the Roaring Elbow for a two count. McGill heads up top and misses with a flying spinning heel kick. Dallas measures for the knee trembler, but McGill connects with a roundhouse kick to the head out of nowhere! McGill then drags Dallas up to the top turnbuckle and hits her new finisher, Blunt Force Trauma. Dallas is out. McGill gets the cover and three count for the pin at 10:40.
WINNER: DAWN McGILL at 10:40
MATCH #4 from PCW’s House Show in West Lafayette, IN
A. Tom Bomb (American Patriots) vs. ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (American Heartland Coalition)
They lock up and we get a clean break in the corner. Scott goes behind A-Bomb, who pulls a standing switch. Scott gets one of his own and takes A-Bomb down, so A-Bomb rolls to the ropes. A-Bomb tries a takedown but Scott stuffs it and gets a headlock takedown. A-Bomb pushes him off the headlock and hits the STELLAR dropkick. Scott goes to the floor to recover. Back to the action and Scott gets the boot to the gut followed by some Europeans, but drops his head and gets booted. Knee drop by A-Bomb gets a quick 2 count. Scott goes to the floor again. Back in and they lock up in the kunckle lock, controlled by Scott. A-Bomb starts to gain control but Scott gets a boot to the gut and tries to throw A-Bomb to the floor. A-Bomb hangs on and springboards over the ropes and connects with a HUGE clothesline. AGAIN Scott goes to the floor, A-Bomb goes for the aerial attack but catches himself on the apron as Scott moves. He tries to springboard in again but Scott clips the leg and A-Bomb flops over the rope then falls to the floor. Scott knocks him off the apron as he tries to come back in, then HITS A SOMERSAULT SENTON to the outside!!! Scott rolls A-Bomb back inside and gets a 2 count. Backbreaker by Scott gets 2. He locks in a rear chinlock with the knee posted to the back of A-Bomb. A-Bomb fights out of the hold but gets caught in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Suplex by Scott gets 2. Scott now locks in a bear hug from behind as we hit the halfway mark. A-Bomb backs Scott to the corner to break the hold then connects with a solid right. Whip by A-Bomb is reversed but Scott charges into a boot. Another whip is reversed and Scott ctaches A-Bomb, locks him in and hits the overhead belly to belly. Body scissors applied now by Scott. A-Bomb has his arm inside the scissors so Scott switches it up to a chinlock. A-Bomb manages to break the hold and connects with an elbow, A-Bomb goes to the ropes but runs right into a rear choke. A-Bomb turns into it and connects with a back suplex. Clotheslines by A-Bomb, and the springboard flying forearm gets 2! Hily crap he got some height on that. Atomic Power Bomb is blocked and Scott catapults A-Bomb into the ring post then hits a release German for 2. American Slam is countered, PELE! 1…2…2.8697! A-Bomb goes up top but Scott is up and runs up to meet him…T-BONE SUPLEX FROM THE TOP! 1…2…2.8496! Scott tries the American Slam again, countered into an arm drag! ROARING LARIAT! By A-Bomb! 1…2…no! 3 minutes left. A-Bomb again goes for the Atomic Power Bomb, Scott backdrops him but A-Bomb hangs on for a sunset flip! Scott rolls through…Cattle Mutilation! A-Bomb counters to a small package! 1…2…no! GERMAN! He holds on and Scott hits another! And a third! 1…2…no! Down come the straps and A-Bomb rolls through again! ATOMIC POWER BOMB!!! 1…2…2.9633! I make that 20 minutes. A-Bomb is pissed, he goes up top now but jumps right into a big boot! AMERICAN SLAM! 1…2…2.9633!!! Now Scott is frustrated, here comes the moonsault…misses! What a shock. A-Bomb goes for the springboard 450…connects!!!! 1….2…2.9889!!! Yes West Lafayette, this is awesome. A-Bomb perches Scott on the top and tries a superplex, Scott fights it off but A-Bomb crotches him and takes him up for the Atomic Power Bomb! Scott kicks out of it and now he’s in position for an American Slam! A-Bomb counters again! Scott picks the ankle and rolls through to the Cattle Mutilation! A-Bomb taps.
WINNER: ‘American Citizen’ KEVIN SCOTT at 21:09
MATCH #5 from MVW’s House Show from Tulsa, OK
Caroline Kelly vs. Jill-Berg
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The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.
Policeman: “Ms. Berg. It’s time.”
The door opens and four large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman and her male assistant in the middle. The woman is busy talking on her cell phone while the man furiously scribbles down notes as the group makes their way towards the ring.
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The procession emerges from the back and starts their way down the ramp.
Her assistant has a microphone and a portable tape recorder. He flips it on.
“JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…”
The group then continues towards the ring leaving the police escort behind.
“JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…”
The bodyguards assist Ms. Berg into the ring. She, her assistant, and two bodyguards immediately go to a corner.
“JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…”
Berg continues to talk on her cell phone.
“JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…”
The crowd rises to their feet when two of the bodyguards race across the ring and attack Kelly. Double clothesline decks Kelly. Jill-Berg nods and hands her phone to Jerry, her assistant. Handspring into a spinning heel kick snaps Kelly’s head to the right. She’s out on her feet. SPEAR! Jill-Berg lifts Kelly up…JACKHAMMER! COVER! ONE…TWO…THREE!
WINNER: JILL BERG in :34
Tomorrow Night on Best of House Show…Show
MVW Match
‘Sweet Southern Comfort’ Jackie Daniels
vs.
3 Time Former PCW Women’s Champion Katie Collins
PCW Match
Ray Scantz of the Goatbusters
vs.
PCW’s Latest Rookie Sensation Bird ‘The Mark’ Ridfych
MVW Match
‘Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt’ Dawn McGill
vs.
‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas
PCW Match
A. Tom Bomb (American Patriots)
vs.
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (American Heartland Coalition)
MAIN EVENT: MVW Match
Caroline Kelly
vs.
Jill-Berg
Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents: MVWA 14
Missouri Valley Wrestling
SIU Arena
Carbondale, IL
Sunday November 15th
Hosts: Tessa Martin and Dame Judith Carmondy
REPLAY:
MVW Champion Miss USA
vs.
DWF Champion Jill Berg (From the Dream Wrestling Federation Golden Dreams PPV)
Miss USA gingerly steps down the stairwell leading back to the floor.
Berg hits the ring first and demands Referee Davey Keels start the count. He does (.1) Miss USA chants start as she walks between sections 1 and 2 on the floor. (..2) (…3) Berg flops back into a ring turnbuckle to catch her breath. (….4) (…..5) Miss USA now at the corner of the ring. Berg runs over and leaps through the ropes. Miss USA gets hit with a diving elbow smash. Berg takes her by the hair and flings her back into the ring.
Jill-Berg pops right back up, chops from Jill-Berg exchanged with leg kicks by Miss USA. Whip by Miss USA, she charges but Jill-Berg lifts her to the apron. Jill-Berg catches a kick from Miss USA and dragon screws the leg through the ropes! Miss USA goes to the floor and Jill-Berg follows, whipping Miss USA to the barricade and following up with a couple of chops.
Tessa: “Miss USA just got her second wind!”
Judith: “Both women have, Tess.”
Back inside Jill-Berg goes to work on the leg with a step over toehold. Leg grapevine applied now. Miss USA fights her way free so Jill-Berg drops a fist on the knee. Miss USA tries to go to the floor but Jill-Berg drags her back in and drops a knee to the inside of the leg. Cover…1…kickout. Jill-Berg then applies the Achilles lock. Keels checks for a tap-out. Miss USA makes it to the ropes after some wrenching. Jill-Berg wraps the leg around the ropes for a few seconds before elbowing Miss USA in the face. Scoop slam by Jill-Berg and now we have a chop battle. Miss USA hits a couple of kicks to the chest, selling the bad leg. she charges but Jill-Berg blocks and BACK SUPLEXES HER OVER THE TOP! Jill-Berg ties the leg of Miss USA in the barricade and hits a running knee strike into it. Shinbreaker by Jill-Berg, she puts Miss USA on the apron and tries a shinbreaker off the apron but Miss USA blocks. Kicks by Miss USA and she drops the arm of Jill-Berg over the edge of the apron! Miss USA whips Jill-Berg to the rail, ties up the arm and returns the favor from earlier, kicking Jill-Berg’s arm in the railing. Back inside now and Miss USA hits a hammerlock slam. Whip and a clothesline by Miss USA, who is still limping. Arm wringer and a series of chops by Miss USA followed by a kick to the chest and an armlock submission. Jill-Berg makes the ropes so Miss USA hits a snap mare and locks in a cloverleaf-Tequila sunrise combo! She nearly has Jill-Berg almost vertical. Berg slips out of it. Running forearm in the corner by Miss USA, a round kick and a snap suplex. Miss USA goes up top and HITS the diving headbutt. She hooks the legs…1…2…kickout again by Berg.
Tessa: “Incredible action, Judith. You were right. Both women have gotten their second wind.”
Miss USA goes for the cross armbreaker! Jill-Berg blocks by clasping her hands but Miss USA manages to lock it in! Jill-Berg makes it to the ropes immediately. Miss USA obliges but Jill-Berg is still shaking it off! Berg blocks a kick and catches the leg…ENZUIGIRI by Miss USA. Berg is staggered but catches Miss USA with a release German suplex! Berg with some stinging jabs and a Mongolian chop. she charges Miss USA and eats a boot but shrugs it off and clotheslines her in the corner. Whip into the corner by Berg. Miss USA responds with a series of round kicks that drive Berg back. Handspring spin kick. Cover. 1…2…Berg kicks out. Miss USA gets a couple of kicks to the elbow of Jill-Berg but runs into a Flatliner! Jill-Berg has her up for a vertical suplex…Miss USA lands on her feet! BUZZSAW KICK by Jill-Berg. She hooks the leg…1…2…2.887!
Tessa: “I don’t believe she kicked out of that. Unbelievable.”
Judith: “Tess, both ladies have really taken it to the next level. Very few people would have survived that kick.”
Scoop slam by Berg, she goes to the top. Miss USA also up with a stiff chop. Both women fighting up top. Miss USA gets some elbows and tries a sunset bomb. Jill-Berg manages to block it but Miss USA hits an enziguiri with Jill-Berg still on the top! Up goes Miss USA again, she jumps…SUPER RANA! Cover…1…2…Berg somehow kicks out. Miss USA calls for the DR Driver but Jill-Berg drops to a knee, then back drops out of it. Jill-Berg blocks a kick but Miss USA rolls into the cross armbreaker! Jill-Berg rolls into it so Miss USA transitions to a triangle choke! Jill-Berg is fading, the arm drops twice…NO! Jill-Berg stands up on the third check! she flips Miss USA across her shoulders and goes to the top turnbuckle. Berg hooks the leg and wrist and turns Miss USA upside down. She falls to the sitout position.
Tessa: “LAST FALCONRY? How in the hell did she pull that off!”
Judith: “Dangerous move! Very dangerous! Especially when she can barely see with all the blood on her face.”
Berg covers. 1…2…2.902!!!!! Berg can’t believe it. She pulls Miss USA back up. Hard forearms by Jill-Berg, she whips Miss USA in but Miss USA handsprings into a standing drop kick! Jill-Berg measures…LARIAT!!! Cover…1…2…2.955!!! Jill-Berg tries a hilo kick but Miss USA counters with a rollup! 1..2…no! Jill-Berg runs into a back kick. Miss USA locks her arms around Berg’s waist and lifts her up, flipping her over, and slamming her down to the mat back first.
Tessa: “DOCTOR DRIVER!!!”
Judith: “She didn’t get all of it though!”
Cover…1…2…NO! Miss USA tries for another Doctor Driver but Jill-Berg blocks, Miss USA with a series of short kicks to the head and another Doctor Driver attempt. AGAIN Jill-Berg counters, this time doing a 540 spin and delivering a kick on the button!!!! Berg covers. 1…2…2.988! Jill-Berg is stalking Miss USA, HUGE corner clothesline. Jill-Berg puts Miss USA up top, goes up on the outside behind her but Miss USA fights off. Miss USA looks for a superplex but is pushed down. She charges back in with a head kick and again goes up top and AGAIN is knocked down.
Jill-Berg lifts her up. Miss USA blocks and out of nowhere hits a back suplex! Berg retreats to the floor.
Tessa: “MISS USA!!! I don’t believe it! She flew between the ropes with a tope con hilo but WAY overshot it and only caught Jill-Berg a glancing blow on the shoulder before flying into the crowd!”
Judith: “Somehow Miss USA is alive.
Tessa: “She’s able to roll Jill-Berg back in. Berg charges. Miss USA moves! Jill-Berg hits the post shoulder-first!”
Miss USA gets up. A Frankensteiner by Miss USA tatoos Jill Berg’s forehead with the mat’s texture. Miss USA going up top. She moonsaults from the top rope and crushes Berg. Cover…1…2…2.9999. Miss USA stands up.
Tessa: “OH!!! Air Sabu by Miss USA hits its mark!”
Miss USA is up again. Miss USA leg drops Jill Berg thru a table! Patriot Missile dropkick from Miss USA off of the top rope. Jill Berg gets hit with the shooting star press from Miss USA. Referee Davey Keels makes the count. …1 …2 …3
Tessa: “That’s it! She’s done it. We’ve got ourselves a winner!”
Zenk: “The winner of this match, and the Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion, Miss USA!”
Tessa: “Judith, it’s hard to believe that five short months ago, Miss USA’s wrestling career was in question. Tonight, on her finest night as a professional, she came through with an epic performance that should erase any doubts. ”
Judith: “I completely concur, Tess. Miss USA proved herself a champion tonight. However, let’s not forget the effort of Jill Berg. She came in here tonight with a lot of hype and not a lot of substance behind her. That should change after tonight. Berg’s martial arts background came to the forefront tonight as she used various moves you don’t usually see in professional wrestling. She was hurt early but fought hard and valiantly in defeat.”
Paige McGillicutty
Paige: “Paige McGillicutty here with the undisputed Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion Miss USA. Miss USA, how did it feel for you go back to DWF and get that big win over Jill Berg?” Miss USA: “Honestly, Paige? I was totally focused on getting the win. One of the biggest things I’ve learned over the past four months is not letting little things distract me from my goals. Dawn McGill and I came up with the game plan for the match, knowing full well that Jill would have her hired goons come out in force. We didn’t figure they’d come out with twenty but thankfully, we had enough back up to keep them busy.” Paige: “Having the ‘Hellcat’ Kirsta Lewis didn’t hurt there didn’t hurt either.” Miss USA: “Oh, yeah. Right before I ducked underneath the ring, I saw Kirsta and Dawn McGill mowing through the bodyguards. I don’t think Jill accounted for that.” Paige: “Now what? You’ve unified the PCW Women’s title and now the Dream Wrestling Federation’s Women’s title. What will you do for an encore?” Miss USA: “Right now, Paige, I’m the Missouri Valley Wrestling champion and plan on holding the title for a long time to come.” Paige: “So, Miss USA…a big winner last week at DWF Golden Dreams-
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The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.
Policeman: “Ms. Berg. It’s time.”
The door opens and four large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman and her male assistant in the middle. The woman is busy talking on her cell phone while the man furiously scribbles down notes as the group makes their way towards the ring.
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The procession emerges from the back and starts their way down the ramp.
The male assistant has a microphone and a portable tape recorder. He flips it on.
“JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…”
The group then continues towards the ring leaving the police escort behind.
“JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…”
The four bodyguards assist Ms. Berg into the ring. She and her assistant immediately go to a corner.
“JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…”
Berg continues to talk on her cell phone while protected by two of the bodybuilders.
“JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…”
Paige: “Ms. Berg, are you coming over-” Jill-Berg’s personal assistant ’shushes’ her. Berg wraps up her phone call and then walks over. Berg: “Well, Miss USA. I certainly have to congratulate you on a hard fought win last week.” Miss USA: “Ah…thanks, Jill.” Berg: “But I’m putting you on notice. You somehow showed enough resourcefulness to overcome my hired contractors at the Golden Dreams Pay Per View. But this isn’t the end of this. My plan was to win and I will win. Mark my words, Miss USA. I’m not going anywhere. And I will be the champion.” Paige: “Miss USA?” Miss USA: “Jill, don’t worry. I’m not going anywhere either. I defeated you once and I’ll defeat you again.”
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Every Monday Night from our friends at High Octane WrestlingAgganis Arena, Boston, MA
November 16, 2009
Johnny Otaku v Black Mamba
The referee for this match is Romeo Ward, and the rules are Standard Match.
Doozer v Scottywood
The referee for this match is Frank Tsonga, and the rules are Standard Match.
Mario Maurako v Jason Midnight
The referee for this match is Romeo Ward, and the rules are Standard Match.
Shane Reynolds and Erites Kallisten v Graystone and Kirsta Lewis
The referee for this match is Frank Tsonga, and the rules are Tag Team.
“Perfect” Paul Paras v Aceldama©
The referee for this match is Romeo Ward, and the rules are Submission Match.
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Bishop Steele vs. Force
Adrien Cochrane vs. Daymare
Remy Leroux vs. Marshall
Upton Osgood vs. Zero
Company Policy vs. eGG Bandits vs.
Brothers of Prophecy vs. chicKEN Chokers
Non- Title 8 Man Tag
Lupin Cy vs. Jay Price vs. 501
Triple Threat
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Tessa: “Well, a momentus match last week at DWF Golden Dreams and now the challenge layed down by Jill Berg. As we head towards Night of Champion next month, Missouri Valley Wrestling will have to contend with the corporate ruthlessness of Jill Berg.” Judith: “Tess, MVW will be stronger because of the addition of Jill Berg. Miss USA has a formidable challenger now for the MVW Title.” Tessa: “Let’s run down tonight’s card:
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Chick’ Tessa Mason and Caroline Kelly vs. Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe vs. Katie Collins and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas
The Star Trekkies vs. Vatican Vice Squad vs. VIP Brin and Sky
Corrina Romanov vs. American Pi
‘Trailer Park Skater Girl’ Tanya Hardy w/The White Trash Posse and Trailer Park Barbi vs. Weathergirl Hallie
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Chick’ Tessa Mason
Caroline Kelly
vs.
Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe
vs.
Katie Collins
‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas
…Tessa: “Amy Mason tags in Caroline Kelly.” Judith: “Tess, I am quite impressed with Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe. They spent a lot of time with ‘Hellcat’ Kirsta Lewis while she was here and it’s paying off.” Tessa: “It was Sabrina James who got the surprise pin on ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas to eliminate her and Katie Collins. Kelly kicks Rowe in the back of the leg. Tessa: “Caroline Kelly gets a quick shot in on Alicia Rowe and then brings back in Mason. She grabs Alicia Rowe from behind. Mason torques the arm with an arm wrench and tags in Caroline Kelly. Rowe reverses. Short lariat to Kelly sends her to the mat. Rowe throws Mason through the ropes and climbs the top turnbuckle. What is she going to do? OH!!! Rowe goes 450 splash!” Judith: “That’s gotta hurt. I’m always amazed to see that move pulled off.” Tessa: “Rowe follows with an electrifying flying somersault headbutt on Kelly! Rowe climbs back up to the top rope…she nails a reverse flying elbow drop!” Judith: “Rowe is on fire, Tess.” Tessa: “Caroline Kelly wants a time out and crawls from the ring.” Ron Martin starts the count (.1) Rowe slingshots off the top rope and hits Kelly with a flying elbowdrop. Tessa: “Rowe goes right back on top…flying elbow drop to the gut! Rowe right back up and drags Kelly back into the ring.” Judith: “She’s going back up top again, Tess.” Tessa: “UNBELIEVABLE! Rowe with a frog splash on Kelly. Rowe covers…1 …2 …3!”
WINNER: SABRINA JAMES AND ALICIA ROWE in 12:21
Tessa: “Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe follow up with an impressive win here tonight over Katie Collins and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and Amy Mason and Caroline Kelly.” Judith: “Tess, the work that Kirsta Lewis did with James and Rowe was well worth bringing her in. Missouri Valley’s tag team division is getting more depth.” Tessa: “The fact that Lewis worked with both Mason and Kelly and James and Rowe and they were the final two tag teams in this match proves bringing Lewis in was a good idea.”
PAIGE McGILLICUTTY INTERVIEWS THE MERCENARIES
Paige: “I’m here with MVW Tag Team Television Champions Jackie Daniels and Dawn McGill, the new tag team- The Mercenaries. Jackie, first you. I know this has been a sore subject for you so let’s get it out of the way. As you know, Kirsta Lewis spent two weeks here working with the younger wrestlers. How did you feel about that and did you two interact at all?” Jackie: “How did I feel? I really didn’t fell anything, Paige. I’ve spent way too much of my life worrying about what Kirsta thinks. She is a part of my past. I have moved on with my life. I have a new tag team partner. A new outlook. And a new family. Kirsta Lewis taught me everything I know about wrestling. But I never felt as part of a family than I have here in Missouri Valley Wrestling.” Paige: “She was quoted as saying that when she saw the match last week where you and Dawn won the Tag Team Television Title that it was ‘the old Jackie that she could rely on.’ But then she added until you screw up.” Jackie: “The old Jackie would have let her get under my skin. The new Jackie…and I hate that…the real Jackie doesn’t let little things like that bother her. Kirsta’s entitled to her opinion. But I’ve decided that it’s in my best interests to concentrate on the bigger picture here. Dawn and I just won the Tag Team Television Title. And now, I think it’s time to set our sights even higher.” Paige: “Dawn, you’ve had quite the couple weeks with the success you’ve had over at High Octane Wrestling. You’ve been in two matches there and both were for the ICON title held by Max Kael.” Dawn: “I wouldn’t call losing both matches ’success’ Paige.” Paige: “Most people don’t debut in a wrestling federation with three consecutive title shots either.” Dawn: “Well, look. We’ll see how it goes after next week. We-ah…we’ve had quick success here too. I agree with Jackie. Now it’s time to take it to the next level and that’s the Tag Team belts-”
*AC/DC’s ‘If You Want Blood’ starts up*
It’s criminal
there ought to be a law
criminal
there ought to be a whole lot more
you get a nothin’ for nothin’
tell me who can you trust
we got what ya want
and you got the lust
Out walks the MVW Tag Team Champions Angels of Death- Angel Casey and Angel Scott. Both women eyeball Daniels and McGill as they deliberately stroll towards the ring.
If you want blood (YOU GOT IT)
If you want blood (YOU GOT IT)
BLOOD on the streets
BLOOD on the rocks
BLOOD in the gutter, EVERY LAST DROP,
YOU WANT BLOOD you got it
yes you have
AoD climb into the ring and join the festivies. Scott: “Let me get this straight. Just because you two lucked out last week and won the Tag Team Television title, you think you’re just going to roll over us and take our titles?” Paige: “Angel, I don’t think they said that in so many words.” Dawn: “Yes, we did. Don’t think that you two are going to come out here and intimidate us. I’ve been around the block a few times and so has Jackie. If you’re that concerned, let’s set the match up and just see who’s the better team?” Casey: “Whoa, whoa. Why should we just hand you a title shot when there’s other deserving tag teams in MVW who are battling right now for the #1 contender’s spot? Get in line. Go win the spot. And then we’ll do it.” Jackie: “That’s funny. Many of those same teams we just steamrolled last week to win the TV belts. It sounds like you guys don’t want any part of us.” Scott: “Daniels. We’ll beat your ass anytime…anywhere.” Jackie: “Then let’s do it next week. MVWA 15. If you really think you can beat me and McGill, show us.” Casey and Scott confer. Scott: “Fine. We’ll do a non-title match next week. If you can beat us, we’ll put the belts on the line against you.” AoD turn and leave. Paige: “There you have it. Next week, our main event will be MVW Tag Team Champions Angels of Death against the Mercenaries- Dawn McGill and Jackie Daniels.”
MATCH #2
Star Trekkies United
vs.
Vatican Vice Squad
vs.
VIP Brin and Sky
Tessa: “Judith, who do you think will come out of this one?” Judith: “VIP are wrestling very well of late. I give them the edge.”
…Tessa: “Sky goes for a fireman’s carry but she can’t lift Sister Mary Marlboro. Sister Mary kicks Sky in the groin. She tags in Sister Sandy Scarboro.” Judith: “A nasty little parting shot there on the part of Sister Mary.” Tessa: “Sister Sandy gets right in there and suplexes Sky. Sky now back to her feet. Sister Sandy goes behind her…she slaps on a bearhug on Sky. This is a submission hold. Referee Ron Martin is checking to see what’s happening.” Judith: ”I doubt a bear hug will get the job done.” … Sister Sandy breaks the hold. Sky staggers over and tags in Brin. Tessa: “It’s VIP Brin’s turn. She comes out and clotheslines Sister Sandy. And now…Brin tags Sky back in. I don’t quite understand that.” Missy Halverson of the Star Trekkies hits Sister Sandy with a back fist. Sister Sandy pushes her down. Sister Mary throws in a chair…Sister Sandy lays the chair down. And then she decks Halverson with a right hand shot.” Halverson is pulled up on Sister Sandy Scarboro’s shoulders. Tessa: “Sister Sandy…Death Valley Driver on the chair! Halverson’s head hit the back of the chair and I think she’s out. Sister Sandy covers…1…2…3. The Star Trekkies are eliminated.” Judith: “Tremendous feat of strength there by Sister Sandy. But they’re not done yet.” Tessa: “No. Sister Sandy now has Sky in a side headlock. Watch out….Side Suplex on the chair!!” Judith: “The steel is unforgiving, Tessa, as you already know.” Tessa: “Now, Sister Sandy with another side headlock…reverse DDT directly onto the chair!!!” Judith: “Sky has got to get out of there.” Sister Sandy Scarboro wraps her arms around Sky and squeezes hard. Tessa: “Bearhug on VIP Sky. This time, she’s in real trouble.” Referee Ron Martin asks VIP Sky if she quits…she screams out ‘NO!” Tessa: “Sky is holding on…here comes Brin…OOOOH. Steel chairshot to the back of Sister Sandy and she breaks the hold.” Sister Sandy slingshots Sky to the floor.Tessa: “Sister Sandy in a lot of pain after that chairshot to the back.” Judith: “She never saw it coming, Tess.” Referee Martin starts the count (.1) (..2) Tessa: “Sky in the wrong part of town.” Sister Sandy clotheslines VIP Sky. (…3) Sister Mary sets a table up. She then lifts the exhausted Sky from behind. Tessa: “She got her up…face buster thru the table!!!” Sky lays in what’s left of the table. (….4) Tessa: “Forget it. VIP Sky isn’t moving. Sister Sandy Scarboro is already back in the ring, waiting for the count to hit 10. (…..5) Brin over to try and revive Sky. (……6) (…….7) Tessa: “I don’t think she’s getting up.” (…..8) Judith: “Me neither.” (….9) (….10) Martin calls for the bell.
WINNER: VATICAN VICE SQUAD in 15:37
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November 19, 2009 12:00 AM
Bobbinette “Queen B” Carey v Chris Kostoff
The referee for this match is Rick “Even” Stevens, and the rules are HOFC Bout.
Justin Decent v Rush Marconi
The referee for this match is Joel Hortega, and the rules are Standard Match.
David Black© v Dawn McGill
The referee for this match is Matt Boettcher, and the rules are Standard Match.
“The Headhunter” Michael DeNucci© v DavoteK
The referee for this match is Rick “Even” Stevens, and the rules are HOFC Bout.
Jatt Starr v Ethan Cavanaugh
The referee for this match is Matt Boettcher, and the rules are Standard Match.
Max Kael© v Chris CK
The referee for this match is Joel Hortega, and the rules are Standard Match.
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Bishop Steele vs. Force
Adrien Cochrane vs. Daymare
Remy Leroux vs. Marshall
Upton Osgood vs. Zero
Company Policy vs. eGG Bandits vs. Brothers of Prophecy vs. chicKEN Chokers Non- Title 8 Man Tag
Lupin Cy vs. Jay Price vs. 501
Triple Threat
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MATCH #3
Corrina Romanov
vs.
American Pi
…Tessa: “Corrina Romanov slingshots herself off the ropes…elbow drop to American Pi. Romanov is total control of this match.” Judith: “I hate to beat a dead horse, but really, American Pi is better suited for tag team or managerial work. She simply does not have the strength to stay with a Corrina Romanov.” Tessa: ”Romanov with the spinning mule kick on American Pi and I think you’re right, Judith. Pi really needs to get into managing. Elbowdrop by Romanov and how much more can American Pi take? THAT’S IT! ROMANOV’S GOT IT! THE INDIAN DEATHLOCK SUBMISSION! American Pi taps out.”
WINNER: CORRINA ROMANOV in 3:44
Tessa: “I think Corrina’s getting her groove back, Judith.” Judith: “Bad news potentially for the Television Champion.”
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UPCOMING SHOWS:
November 18th
MVW/PCW House Show…Show
November 22nd
MVWA 15 from Terre Haute, IN
December 2nd
MVW/PCW House Show…Show
December 6th
MVWA 16 from Cedar Rapids, IA
December 9th
MVW/PCW House Show…Show
December 12th
MVW/PCW Night of Champions from Muncie, Indiana
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Tessa: “And now it’s Main Event time. Let’s go to Jack Zenk in the ring.”
Zenk: “This match is a one fall, thirty minute time limit. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 128 pounds, from Arlington, VA, Weathergirl Hallie!!!” Hallie raises her arms and bounces up and down trying to get warmed up. Zenk: “And in the other corner, weighing in at 175 pounds, from Sullivan, OR, a member of Independent accompanied by the White Trash Posse- ”Trailer Park Skater Girl” Tanya Hardy!!”
MATCH #4
Weathergirl Hallie
vs.
‘Trailer Park Skating Queen’ Tanya Hardy w/the White Trash Posse and
Trailer Park Barbi
…Tessa: “Weathergirl Hallie on fire and dominating this matchup. ‘Trailer Park Princess’ Tanya Hardy gets elbowed to her midsection by Hallie. “Now, Hardy slaps Weathergirl Hallie. OOOOH…Hallie just Mule kicked Hardy right back. Judith: “Weathergirl Hallie might have knocked the air right out of her. Weathergirl Hallie hits “Trailer Park Princess” Tanya Hardy with an earringer. Weathergirl Hallie chops Hardy. Weathergirl Hallie with the Flying Elbowdrop on “Trailer Park Princess” Tanya Hardy! Ron Martin counts the pin. …1 …2 …3! That’s it!”
WINNER: WEATHERGIRL HALLIE in 5:09
Coming up on MVWA 14
MVWA 14 from Carbondale, Illinois
Replay of Miss USA-Jill Berg Match from DWF Golden Dreams
MVW Champion Miss USA speaks
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Chick’ Tessa Mason and Caroline Kelly
vs.
Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe
vs.
Katie Collins and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas
The Star Trekkies
vs.
Vatican Vice Squad
vs.
VIP Brin and Sky
Corrina Romanov
vs.
American Pi
‘Trailer Park Skater Girl’ Tanya Hardy
w/The White Trash Posse and Trailer Park Barbi
vs.
Weathergirl Hallie
After a replay of last week’s MVW/DWF Women’s unification match, Miss USA has some observations to make. The overriding question is will the 49-1 Jill Berg come to Missouri Valley Wrestling to continue her pursuit of excellence?
Two three team tag team matches highlight the card. The first match sees former DWF newcomers Amy aka…’Extreme Pizza Delivery Chick Tessa’ Mason and Caroline Kelly taking on former PCW wrestlers Sabrina James (formerly Mercedes in PCW) and Alicia Rowe (former Porsche Lexus) and former 3 time PCW Women’s Champion Katie Collins and the “Texas Cowgirl” Haley Dallas.
Match two sees The Star Trekkies meeting up against the always tough Vatican Vice Squad and VIP Brin and Sky.
Corrina Romanov begins another quest for gold as she meets up with the uber intelligent American Pi and Weathergirl Hallie also starts the long climb up with a match against ‘Trailer Park Skater Girl’ Tanya Hardy.
MVW Signs Former PCW Wrestlers
Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe, formerly Mercedes and Porsche Lexus at PCW, officially signed on to Missouri Valley Wrestling earlier today. James and Rowe worked several house shows and impressed everyone with their work ethic. They also spent some time with ‘Hellcat’ Kirsta Lewis and it showed the other night when they gave the Tag Team Champions Angels of Death everything they could handle.
James and Rowe will compete in the tag team division.
PCW/MVW House Show…Show
PCW’s Johnny Suave: “What do you get with PCW/MVW House Show…Show?
MVW’s Tessa Martin: “You get one hour of non-stop wrestling.”
MATCH #1 from PCW House Show in Jackson, OH
Paddy O’Kennedy (Progressive Alliance)
vs.
T-Bag (American Patriots)
…O’Kennedy climbs to the top rope and executes a Shooting Star Press putting T-Bag through a table! Next, O’Kennedy climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and lands the diving headbutt on T-Bag. T-Bag moves back to his feet and gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. O’Kennedy puts T-Bag thru a table with an elbow drop from the top rope! O’Kennedy puts the sleeper hold on T-Bag. Referee Davey Keels is checking for a tap out. …he lifts T-Bag’s arm up…it flops to the mat. He lifts it a second time. It falls again. Keels lifts the arm a third time…it flops to the canvas. Keels calls for the bell.
WINNER: Paddy O’Kennedy (Progressive Alliance) in 7:37
Post match, the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Jane Hamsher, Paul Krugman, Daily Kos, Eric Alterman) attack T-Bag and ‘all Tea-Baggers in America.’ The Club 4 Growth plus Shawn Hannity and Bill O’Reilly of Fox News make the save.
MATCH #2 from MVW House Show in Salina, Kansas
MVW Television Title Match
Carrieanne McDermott (c)
vs.
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Chick ‘Tessa’ Mason
…McDermott hits a power slam on Mason. McDermott follows up with an elbowdrop. The she dropkicks Mason to the face. McDermott nails Mason with an inverted DDT. Mason on the ropes. McDermott thrust kicks he in the head. Mason topples over. Davey Keels counts the pin. …1 …2 …3
WINNER AND STILL MVW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Carrieanne McDermott in 8: 18
Postmatch: McDermott gets blindsided by a returning Brooke ‘The Manchester Masterpiece’ Evans and security has to pull the two women apart.
MATCH #3 from PCW’s House Show in Pepper Pike, Ohio
PCW Tag Team Television Match
Public Utilities: Big Oil and Big Electric with Texas Tex (c)
vs.
Average Joe and American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition)
…Big Electric climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and nails the diving headbutt on Average Joe. Big Electric hits a reverse neckbreaker and then nails Average Joe with a belly-to-back suplex. Big Oil in the ring to set up a chair. Big Electric grabs Average Joe’s face….and drives it into the chair!! Big Electric lifts Average Joe up…Electric Chair facebuster. Cover. Davey Keels makes the easy count. …1 …2 …3
WINNERS AND STILL PCW TAG TEAM TELEVISION CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Big Electric…aka Public Utilities in 11:22
Post match, General R.C. Patton, A. Tom Bomb, and Hy Drogen Bomb run-in and challenge Public Utilities for the title. Rough Justice then runs down and Public Utilities slinks to the back.
MATCH #4
MVW Tag Team Title match from Topeka, Kansas
Angels of Death: Angel Casey and Angel Scott (c)
vs.
Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe
Alicia Rowe drags Angel Scott to the floor. Davey Keels starts the count (.1) (..2) Scott faceslams Rowe to the floor. (…3) Sabrina James runs over and slaps Scott in the face. James trys for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam but is not strong enough to lift Scott.(….4) Rowe from behind chokes Scott with a microphone cable. Rowe jumps onto Scott’s shoulders, twists, and DDT’s her onto the floor. Rowe drags Scott back into the ring. Rowe kicks Scott in the stomach and then hits the sitdown face slam. James also in the ring and slaps on a guillotine choke on Scott. Rowe hammers Scott with an elbow drop out of the corner. Angel Scott climbs to his feet. Angel Casey hits the ring and suplexes Rowe. Casey sets Rowe up with a side headlock and DDTs her to the mat. Casey executes a neck breaker. Scott, slightly recovered, covers Rowe hooking the leg. Referee Davey Keels makes the count. …1 …2 …3
WINNERS AND STILL MVW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Angels of Death in 14:21
MATCH #5
PCW Tag Team Title Match from Jackson, Ohio
‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (American Heartland Coalition) (c)
vs.
Charlie Ranck and Pete Fyle aka…Ranck and Fyle (Progressive Alliance)
…Fyle gets locked into the American Stars and Fuji Armbar by Scott. Davey Keels asks Fyle if he quits. … Scott tightens the hold. … The referee calls for the break. Scott fist drops Fyle to the mat. Scott follows with the belly-to-belly suplex. Scott sets a table up and drapes Fyle across it. He moonsaults from the top rope and sends Fyle through the table! Anita Dunn leads the Progressive Alliance down. Scott puts the chair on Fyle’s head…he leg drops Fyle’s face! Davey Keels counts the pin. …1 …2 …3
WINNER AND STILL PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott in 10:03
Miss USA Retains At DWF Golden Dreams
In a wild match that took both participants all over the Verizon Arena, Miss USA defeated the previously unbeaten Jill Berg to retain the MVW Title and unify the Missouri Valley Wrestling and Dream Wrestling Federation Women’s division.
This match will be featured this coming Sunday night on MVWA 14.
